Oola’s Lab
Oola’s Lab is a three level dungeon you will first encounter during the Eye of the North Asura Primary Quest, The Elusive Golemancer. Once you have completed this, Oola’s Lab becomes a repeatable dungeon (and a parody of Office Space with a slightly different layout, and with a significant number of Light of Deldrimor Rewards available.

Speak to the Asura Blimm in Rata Sum to get the quest Little Workshop of Horrors. Without this quest active, the thief Xien won’t spawn, and you need to kill him to get the key to access Level 2 of the dungeon.
Once the quest is accepted, you can find Blimm waiting outside the dungeon entrance in Magus Stones. Ignore him and go straight through the portal into Oola’s Lab.

There are quite a few Light of Deldrimor Rewards:
- Level 1:
- There is a Dwarven ghost just North of the area map.
- There is a second Dwarven ghost next to the second Beacon of Droknar.
- There is a hidden treasure just west of the 3rd beacon.
- There is a hidden treasure in the room in the middle of the path between third beacon and exit to second floor,
- There are 1-3 hidden treasures around the rock near the end of lvl 1 (varies)
- Level 2:
- There is a Dwarven ghost next to the second Beacon of Droknar.
- West of the second Beacon of Droknar, through the open doors, is a hidden treasure (not there every time?).
- There is a hidden treasure along the South wall by the 1st Malfunctioning Regulator Golem. It is behind the metal pillar with the southern-most torch. (not there every time)
- There is a Dwarven Ghost south of the Area Map in the water.
- When you get to the third Beacon of Droknar, use Light of Deldrimor, there is a hidden treasure behind the Spider-like Golem. (Looks like a 5 star on your minimap, closest to the beacon, might have to run a bit closer before activating the skill or it won’t show). (not there every time)
- There is a hidden treasure right in front of the unstable energy matrix.
- There is a secret switch to the right of the unstable energy matrix, in front of the fire trap, which opens a passage behind the enduring Golem (boss with the dungeon key). This passage contains three spots: one is a Dwarven ghost and two are hidden treasures. (all 3 not there every time)
- There is a hidden treasure just north west of the stairs going to level 3 (may not be there every time)
- There is a hidden treasure just north of the stairs leading down to level 3. (not there every time)
- Level 3:
- There is a secret switch behind the small lava pool directly in front of you as you enter the level. This opens a room behind the area map. This passage contains a Dwarven ghost and 2 hidden treasures.
- There is a hidden treasure to the right of the second Beacon of Droknar, in the deep crack in the wall. (not there every time)
- After the second Beacon, go down the stairs and head directly North. There is a hidden treasure along the diagonal wall.
- There is another hidden treasure to the left of the previous one, in the middle of the blackened ground area. (not there every time)
- There is a hidden treasure on the platform where the boss is. After going up the stairs turn right and go all the way back into the NW corner of the platform. The hidden treasure is back there in that little nook, behind the Flame Guardian.
- There is another hidden treasure on the platform where the boss is. After going up the stairs, go left. There is a Flame Guardian. The hidden treasure is behind the Flame Guardian and right in front of the pouring water.
Once the TPS Regulator Golem has been defeated, Oola’s Chest will spawn, granting 1 of the following items to each player:
- Ritualist Oola’s Wand (unique green item)
- Ritualist Oola’s Focus (unique green item)
- Ritualist Oola’s Staff (unique green item)
- Clockwork Scythe (gold item)
- Crystal Flame Staff (gold item)
- Signet Shield (gold item)
- Steelhead Scythe (gold item)
- Diamond (rare crafting material)
- Onyx Gemstone (rare crafting material
- A Stone Rain Polymock Piece
Once completed, speak to Blimm in Rata Sum to get 500 Asuran Reputation Points (750 in Hard Mode).
Minion Master builds will be completely ineffective in Oola’s Lab, as the vast majority of enemies are Golems, which leave behind no corpses.
Despite the obvious play on the “Little Shop of Horrors” in the quest title, Oola’s Lab in Eye of the Northis actually a parody of the film Office Space. Blimm is Milton, his lost Red Asuraline Staff is Milton’s red Swingline stapler, and the TPS Regulator Golem is a reference to TPS reports.
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